by mrbluehair » Sun May 11, 2014 12:15 pm
Eh, reviews mean nothing to me. When I've seen crappy movies in the past, I've gone back to read some of the "comments" reviewers and critics have said and when a critic posts "Not even close to the best movie of the year" and marketing pulls "The Best Movie Of the Year" or "If you were going in expecting an amazing spectacle, think again" and we get "Amazing Spectacle" then what does a person't review even mean?
I mean who really gives a "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" if Joey Slapnuts from the National Review cares because we don't what his view on the subject is, what he likes in a movie, what he ate for breakfast, did his imaginary girlfriend just dump him etc....
I mean it's fun to watch the monkeys over at TK spiral down to internet arguments over reviews but the reality is, go see the movie for yourselves and decide.
Then you can write a meaningless review.
You must show no mercy, nor have any belief whatsoever in how others judge you... for your greatness will silence them all!