by MouthForWar » Sun May 04, 2014 7:53 am
Holy cow, this movie is a mess, and easily the worst Spider-Man film to date. Totally lopsided, way too much going on, and awful new origins for the characters.
The stuff that worked:
-Andrew Garfield- His Peter still isn't "my" Peter Parker, but he's much less douchey in this. And his Spider-Man is spot on in this one (again, much less douchey).
-Emma Stone- This poor girl carries a lot of this crappy movie on her shoulders due to her chemistry with Garfield. However, she simply isn't given much to do.
-Dane Dehaan- I hate the new Green Goblin origin, but he turned in a solid and fun performance as Harry.
-Sally Field- Obviously. Just like the first movie, she doesn't have anything to do, but she's still great. And her relationship with Peter is fantastic.
-Peter being haunted by Capt. Stacey's death was a nice move and one that makes the character betrayal at the end of the previous film much more palatable.
-The death of Gwen- I actually thought this was handled well. The only reason it feels unearned is because she has so little to do in the movie, but the way it happens and the fallout are all totally fine.
The stuff that sucked. Pretty much everything else, but I'll break it down:
-Electro. EVERYTHING about Electro is wrong in this movie, and wrong FOR this movie. Electro and every scene he's in feel like they came right out of a separate film. Not only that, they're super cheesy and stupid. Every scene with Electro and Jamie Foxx's performance... it was all VERY Shumacher-Batman to me. The worst thing is that Electro honestly could be taken out of this movie and the plot would largely be the same. He really had no business being in this thing to begin with. They should have just made a Green Goblin movie and stuck with that. To be honest, if they cut Electro completely and get rid of the Spidey DNA stuff and just made a Green Goblin movie, this COULD have been an alright film.
-Rhino- HOLY CRAP, Paul Giamatti is bad in this. He's hamming it up and clearly having fun, but man, someone needed to dial him down. Luckily he's barely in it. And oh yeah, his Rhino robot looks f*cking stupid, especially when its doing dumb boxing stances.
-Green Goblin- Nothing against Dehaan, but the new Goblin origin as a body-horror gone wrong not only doesn't work, but he looks like the love child of Beavis and David Bowie. Total fail.
-The new Spider-Man origin- Ok, here we go. THIS IS F*CKING BULLSH*T. That Peter's dad messed with his DNA and a spider's DNA and the spider-bite would only affect a Parker. Totally destroys the origin of Spider-Man and takes the wind out of what made the character's origin special to begin with. A giant f*ck you to Marc Webb, Avi Arad and Orci/Kurtzman for this. And the worst part is, this subplot/origin revamping adds NOTHING to the story in the film whatsoever. F*CK YOU, MOVIE. When they revealed this, it was like watching someone take a huge dump on my favorite Marvel character.
-The score- I don't know what it is about Spider-Man movies that make great composers turn in such mediocre work, but they got Hans Zimmer this time and he's totally phoning it in. His Electro theme is alright, but its just your standard Zimmer BRAAAAAHHMs and his Spider-Man theme seemed like a rehash of his Man of Steel theme.
It is kinda how I feel about the new Star Trek movies. The cast is spot on and the pieces are all in place, but the writing just isn't there.
Anyway, this movie sucks. Glad I saw it for free.
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