The Worst Movie Ever!!!!!!

[Inferior Rodan]

This piece of crap, right here.



my main regret of many while watching this awful thing was that i did it sober.

[king_ghidorah]

Never heard of it, but ICP...say no more. With the inclusion of their music alone I can whole-heartedly believe this is a strong contender for the worst movie ever

[Kingboy D]

[king_ghidorah]

[Tyler E. Martin]

[Inferior Rodan]

[Tiny Gigan]

Zombie Lake is a pretty rough one to get through. It's a zero-budget French zombie film about murdered Nazis suddenly popping up out of (dur) a lake and ravaging the countryside. You could be forgiven for thinking that the concepts sounds kind of interesting on paper, but i can assure you that it's a pile of garbage.

The Prey (Ttagline "It's not human and it has an ax!") is also fairly heinous. It's an early 80s slasher flick that amazingly can't even deliver on its tagline because yes, the monster is human and no, it doesn't have an ax. It's also mixed with interminably long "seagull shots" of random nature footage. Honestly, if I had to guess, I'd say that 10-15% of the movie is stock footage.

[lhb412]

I've wanted to fully respond to king_ghidorah's dislike of the Tintin film for a while. I've had a response ruminating in my head, but had trouble coming up with a defense because I was a bit disappointed by the film as a whole myself.

But worst movie ever? Peshaw!

(SPOILERS)

Tintin had a likable cast of characters (Tintin is intentionally a blank slate, his supporting cast are the "characters" in the full sense of the word), great adventure set-pieces, a treasure hunt (yay!), and a visual style that managed to make a motion capture animated film look decent! Captain Haddock's flashbacks were the highlight, because it seemed more like past-life regression to his ancestor instead of simply recalling a story and I thought that was unique and cool.

The films biggest flaw is in the execution of the finale, which is in my opinion totally botched. There are several climactic sequences that feel like finales that keep happening one after another, making for a confusing affair that kills all the nice momentum and good will that was built up over the course of the film. It's like a javelin thrower who fumbles at the last moment and spikes the thing into the ground. They don't even actually find the treasure at the end! You don't not find the treasure at the end of a treasure hunt story! Narrative 101 Spielberg!


That being said, I enjoyed the film over all. Will see the (hopefully greater) sequel, and will investigate the original comics that I've always put off reading.

[Reaper G]

I've seen what could be considered worse movies, but the one movie I truly HATED more than any other was [/i]Somewhere in Time[i].

Modern-day Christopher Reeve becomes infatuated with a turn-of-the-century picture of Jane Seymour, so he finds a way to hypnotize himself into going back in time to be with her. When he found himself back in the present, he was unable to go back, and so he went into a catatonic state and died.

By the end of the movie, I was rooting for Reeve's horse.

[king_ghidorah]