by CousinOfGodzilla » Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:46 pm
Just another ridiculous move in a long list of recent terrible moves Marvel has made. Civil War has been a total debacle. Let's see what we've been given in recent years...
-Gwen Stacy found Norman Osborn to be sexually magnetic and had super quick growing babies with him which she gave birth to within a matter of weeks.
-Peter Parker decides that the best way to protect his family and friends is to reveal his secret identity to the public and to all of his most hated enemies.
-Chuck Austen dredges up the "Hank Pym- Wifebeater" storyline without any warning or build, and has Hawkeye cheat on his friend by doing the horizontal mambo with the Wasp. All this after Kurt Busiek had worked leaps and bounds to get Hank and the Wasp back together- the logical outcome to those two characters who're barely going to ever be used. Might as well have them together and get a happy ending. Instead, Austen gives us complete mischaracterization.
-On second thought, pretty much anything I've read or heard of Chuck Austen. My cousin has horror stories about what he was doing on X-Men.
-Hawkeye gets killed in Bendis' stupid Avengers Disassembled arc.
-The House of M arc of which I'm still not really sure of the importance of.
-As of Civil War: Tony Stark- evil short-sighted billionaire who'll gladly imprison his allies. Reed Richards- Shallow, wife ignoring fiend working in conjuction with Stark. Thor- Evil Clone.
-And now Cap's dead for a few months... Am I forgetting anything?
Cousin
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