by The Shadow » Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:30 pm
-Fauxzilla would be an irradiated genetically modifed gecko
-Fauxzilla would only be 20 meters tall, big but still small enough so that he could climb skyscrapers
-Fauxzilla would not have an atomic ray, he would spin and fling his tail at enemies. {it would grow back quickly of course}
-the lead character on the human side would be a young woman with a troubled past. To overcome growing up on the wrong side on the tracks, and 'prove all the peoples wrong', she sets out to tame Fauxzilla.
-However, an evil government agent [since you know, all government agents are evil in truly bad movies] has discovered her plan and befriends the young woman so that he can take control Fauxzilla...AND THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! He's also a monster mutant - since he ordered his DNA crossed with that of a shrew's and then turned into a retro-virus. After being injecting the retro-virus, he then had himself irradiated.
- Full mutation of 'the evil government agent' happens at the climax of the movie. Where he turns into a 20 meter tall man-shrew. Man-shrew immediately attacks the young woman only to be stopped by Fauxzilla {who by this time has bonded with the young woman}.
- A chase through the city ensues, Man-shrew is quick but Fauxzilla is quicker. All that Man-shrew manages to catch is Fauxzilla's detachable tail [repeatedly]. Eventually Man-shrew tires and falls victim to Fauxzilla's tail-arang barrage.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?