How would you piss off the fanbase with your Godzilla movie?

[gojira_fan]

[Shin_Edda_Robo!!!!!]

[gojira_fan]

[Baltan II]

[metal_bryan]

[ryuuseipro]

Or, in a possible remake of King Kong Vs. Godzilla, we actually SEE Kong win! For all we know, he'd take out Godzilla like he did a V-Rex! And then, Kong swam back to Skull Island peacefully ever after . . .

[jrichreturns]

[gojira_fan]

[The Top Crusader]

[Shin_Edda_Robo!!!!!]

[gojira138]

[metal_bryan]

[The Shadow]

-Fauxzilla would be an irradiated genetically modifed gecko

-Fauxzilla would only be 20 meters tall, big but still small enough so that he could climb skyscrapers

-Fauxzilla would not have an atomic ray, he would spin and fling his tail at enemies. {it would grow back quickly of course}

-the lead character on the human side would be a young woman with a troubled past. To overcome growing up on the wrong side on the tracks, and 'prove all the peoples wrong', she sets out to tame Fauxzilla.

-However, an evil government agent [since you know, all government agents are evil in truly bad movies] has discovered her plan and befriends the young woman so that he can take control Fauxzilla...AND THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! He's also a monster mutant - since he ordered his DNA crossed with that of a shrew's and then turned into a retro-virus. After being injecting the retro-virus, he then had himself irradiated.

- Full mutation of 'the evil government agent' happens at the climax of the movie. Where he turns into a 20 meter tall man-shrew. Man-shrew immediately attacks the young woman only to be stopped by Fauxzilla {who by this time has bonded with the young woman}.

- A chase through the city ensues, Man-shrew is quick but Fauxzilla is quicker. All that Man-shrew manages to catch is Fauxzilla's detachable tail [repeatedly]. Eventually Man-shrew tires and falls victim to Fauxzilla's tail-arang barrage.

[jrichreturns]

[Temjin]

Godzilal doing the victory dance from DAM.....all over the movie. Then before it dies, the main villain does one as well, then Minya joins in on the fun with some monster breakdancing.

While the humans watch in awe as a huge earthquake slowly devours Japan......

[Madison Carter]

[rackmount]

[CousinOfGodzilla]

[Gwangi]

[Chris55]

[Mexigojira]

[Lord Ghidorah]

Considering that the older fans have already been insulted by various movie interpretations and years' worth of crappy "fanfics," I opine that the pissoff masterpiece would involve:

teenage morons who cannot even string coherent sentences thinking they have the slightest clue how to accurately respond to a wandering major nuclear disaster
alien mutants appearing after eons to give the teenagers ZOMG111! powers that don't make any Ghid-damned sense at all
bring back some videogame one-shot and hype him up ridiculously and/or use a stock adversary and really do a lousy job of characterization
have at least one "official" plan of defense be so fallible that even the incredibly lame hero's actions might seem like a better option
drop real-world names and politics in an obvious and doomed attempt to appear more than ill-informed and shallow, while missing the point that oftimes allegory is the most effective descriptor

Sadly, I doubt the target audience would have sense enough to be offended.

[Richard]

[Dagarah72]

[rackmount]