by canofhumdingers » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 pm
Explorers - I've been on a bit of an 80's nostalgia wave recently. But not exactly revisiting things I know so much as seeking out new (to me anyway) material that fits with my memories of what was awesome as a young kid in the 80's looking up to all the cool big kids (you know, the 10 and 11 year olds). As an example I've been totally hooked on pandora's synthwave radio station. I think this wave hit me before Stranger Things, but that show definitely solidified it into something more solid than a fleeting phase.
Anyway, my wife found this on hulu and thought I'd like it. It's a coming-of-age adventure in the vein of The Goonies or E.T. directed by Joe Dante. It's not as good as either of those films but it was still worth a watch. It's a fun story and has some pretty good practical effects from ILM. There's a really cool stop motion mechanical spider thing at one point.
But then there's the aliens. Oh, the aliens! They're AWFUL. Their design is incredibly stupid, the animatronic bits of their faces need some Ritalin because they can't stop wiggling at obnoxiously high speed, and they're personalities are just intensely annoying. Especially the male.
I would've really liked this movie. In fact, I did. Until the aliens. They almost completely ruined it for me. They're THAT bad.