by XvGojira » Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:20 pm
*Several months ago at *
NECA Exc#1: Johnson, what do you have for our next figure in our video game line?
Johnson: Well we already have our horror tie ins, Freddy and Jason. Along with installments in the Aliens and Predator series. And our recent hit with the '98 Batman. So I present to you, from the NES classic Godzilla: Monster of Monsters.... GODZILLA!
NECA Exc#2: Is that just out 1985 figure with a repaint?
Johnson: Well, we only have public feedback from three figure and the 2014 and 1994 figures both had too small of heads. And it's not JUST a repaint. We got tons of feedback from the fans about the figure having small spines, so we ripped those out and replaced them with the comically huge NES spines. Now they have absolutely no reason to complain.
NECA Exc#1: But what about our 1956 figure? That's him on the box cover of the game isn't it?
Johnson: Yes, but that's not the design that was used in the game.
NECA Exc#1: So the 1985 design was used in the game?
Johnson:.... not exactly. It looks more like the suit from Mothra vs Godzilla.
NECA Exc#2: So you took one of our worst received figures gave it the wrong spines, pixle painted it a horrid aqua color, based on a sprite that isn't even based on that suit?
Johnson: Yup.
NECA Exc#1: Johnson, this is unacceptable. How can we release a figure so horrible looking? Go back to the drawing board and get a new sculpt. The RIGHT ONE THIS TIME!
Johnson: I'm sorry but that can't be done.
NECA Exc#2: Why the hell not?!
Johnson: Most of this year's budget went into securing the rights to the likeness of Sigourney Weaver and an inordainment amount of work on making sure the upcoming hypersleep Ripley has the proper amount of camel-toe.
NECA Exc#1: Oooooh. Right, right. Yes.
NECA Exc#2: Ah, okay. Sure. Very important. Camel-toe.
NECA Exc#1 & #2: SHIP THE ABOMINATION!