by Dr Kain » Sun Sep 29, 2013 3:09 pm
Halloween 4 - This movie was not terrible but rather extremely predictable. It was not scary at all. The deaths were expected and gone are the unique camera angles and such that made the original great and were still somewhat present in its two sequels. Here, it is just your average run of the mill slasher movie that feels more like a Friday the 13th movie than a Halloween movie. However, the scene when Michael managed to sneak under the truck and then kill each redneck without the others 2 inches away from them knowing it has made me come up with a great new video game franchise. I call it Metal Myers Solid. :p Overall, I give the movie a 5/10 but I hate that they just pretty much killed Curtis' character off screen.
Halloween 5 - Ugh... again, not down right dreadful, but about 15 minutes too long and the movie just leaves off on a cliffhanger out of the blue. I did not like how they cheapened the ending to the previous movie, but my god, what is with the looks of Loomis and Myers in this movie? It seems like Loomis' scars shifted around from where they were in the last movie while Myers' mask looked down right terrible. Killing off Rachel would have been fine had more come out of it. After all, Jaime finds her body at the end and then nothing is ever spoken of it again. And WHY did they not kill off Tina? She was such a worthless selfish character that she truly deserved to die!! Anyway, I give this movie a 4/10.
Halloween 6 - What the **** did I just watch?! Sure, I know many have told me this movie is atrocious, but seriously, what the hell did I just watch? So Myers is now part of some cult that made him kill his sister as a boy? HUH?! And Jamie suddenly aged like 15 years in 6? The fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...? Oh, and the house changed again. In the last movie it had a Victorian-like tower to it and now it does not. Loomis' scars are gone. And his friend has been part of the cult all along? And then Myers decides to just kill the cult. Jesus christ, was this movie written and edited by an 8 year old with ADD? It made absolutely no sense nor does Myers' actions. He leaves the house to kill some radio talk show host and then goes back to the house to kill more of the Strode family. Why? What did killing the talk show host do? How was he in any way related to the Strode family that he needed to die? What was up with that ending? Loomis says he has unfinished business and then we just see Myers' mask and knife. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! I'm giving this movie a 1/10 and that is only because it had an idea in there that might have worked if they let a professional actually write and edit the movie.
