by MouthForWar » Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:00 am
Haven't posted in here in a while. Here's the stuff I've been watching the last 2 weeks or so.
Beyond Re-Animator- Not too bad, but not that good. I don't think any movie with Jeffrey Combs as Herbert West can ever be all bad. There's some great stuff in there for a sequel, but it doesn't have the class of the original and it doesn't embrace the absurd nearly as much or as well as the second film. The tone is inconsistent as hell and it is SORELY missing the character of Dan Cain... the new guy is boring as hell and he just sucks.
HP Lovecraft's Necronomicon- An anthology horror of Lovecraft adaptations by prolific directors including Brian Yuzna, Christophe Gans, and our own Shusuke Kaneko (how he got involved in this is anybody's guess, but who cares). Jeffrey Combs plays Lovecraft in the wrap around segment (wearing a fake nose and chin, which oddly makes him look like Bruce Campbell). Not as good as the talent involved would hype you up to expect, but still a perfectly decent anthology flick. I think Christophe Gans has the best segment of the bunch. Unfortunately this only came out on VHS.
The Hunter- Willem DaFoe is a mercenary hired to track the last living Tasmanian tiger. Pretty depressing stuff, but a very well done character driven flick... and DaFoe is awesome as usual.
V/H/S-A found footage anthology film that was touted as being a new classic by every horror website on the face of the earth... but this is easily one of the worst things I've seen all year. Each segment is more or less frat boy jocks walking around being sexist assholes for 20 minutes and at the very end they get killed in some way, sometimes by something supernatural. Usually by the time this happens, the segment is far beyond redemption and you just want it to f*cking END. F*CK this movie and f*ck all the critics who praised it up and down. GARBAGE.
The Loved Ones- Another over-hyped piece of junk by the horror movie websites. After hearing nothing but rave reviews I was looking forward to checking this out, but it was a fruitless effort. A torture porn movie that thinks its being more clever than it is by including dumb 80s teenage drama movie tropes. Watch Carrie or May instead. Not only that, but the A and B plots LITERALLY never connect with each other and have NOTHING to do with each other. They don't even tie into each other by the end of the movie. Again, f*ck everyone who told me this was good.
Cold Fish- FINALLY a good horror/suspense flick after watching too much over hyped nonsense. From Shion Sono (Suicide Club, Love Exposure), this is an utterly chilling serial killer movie that has the balls to go as far as it needs to. The lead character is a total bookish dweeb who brings a lot of this on himself and his family (much like like Dustin Hoffman in Straw Dogs), which I think was the intent here. When this guy snaps, he f*cking SNAPS. And the guy playing the killer is terrifying because he seems like the nicest guy you could ever meet until he shows his true colors. As far as I know this is the only serious film produced under the Sushi Typhoon label and its a damn good one. If you like stuff like Straw Dogs, I Saw The Devil, or Chan-Wook Park's vengeance films, this will be way up your alley. I haven't seen a lot of Shion Sono's films (regrettably), but this seems to be his most straight forward, and its definitely my favorite thing I've seen from him. HIGHLY recommended.
The Bay- I posted my thoughts in the thread for this movie, but this is a decent fake-documentary style horror flick. Not so much a linear story (although we do get a loose narrative) as a compilation of squirm inducing body horror and really bad things happening. For people into aquatic horror, biological/sciency horror, and body horror flicks, this is definitely worth watching. One of the best horror flicks I've seen this year.
Genocide- From the Criterion Shochiku horror box set. This movie is insanity incarnate. It just doesn't give a f*ck and doesn't care what you think. Its bleak, trippy madness and it'd be one of the most depressing horror movies ever if it wasn't so stupid and goofy. I love stuff like this.
Kaiju Transmissions Podcast-
If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It Podcast