by MouthForWar » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:37 am
Alien Resurrection- Unlike Alien 3, I haven't been able to warm up to this one. I hated it when it came out and I hate it now. Aside from catching bits and pieces on TV, this is the first time I've seen the whole thing from start to finish since it came out on VHS.
If Alien 3 is the Halloween: H20 of the series, Alien: Resurrection is the Halloween: Resurrection (funny how that worked out, huh?) Everything about this movie is wrong. So now Ripley is back as a clone that spouts one liners, Weyland-Yutani has been bought out by Wal-Mart, and we get the most pointless android in the series played by a grossly miscast and confused looking Winona Ryder. I like Sigoruney Weaver, but I think making her co-producer on the series was a bad idea... the insistence that Ripley be in all of these just to try and draw in crowds is a bad idea and her arc wrapped up fine in the third film. Clone Ripley has no point to her, there is nothing interesting about her at all. This clone thing was a lame way to bring her back to the franchise. Ultimately, this movie is a weird, awkward, f*cked up parody of the Alien movies... an idea that could have worked with a clever enough script, but this ain't it, not by a long shot. I like both Joss Whedon and Jeun-Pierre Jeunet, but Whedon's snappy, winky dialogue and Jeunet's over the top theatrics do not belong in an Alien film and never seem to gel with the world this is supposed to take place in... hiring both these guys from the start was a bad idea. Ripley being a clone, the genetic experiments, NONE of the stuff in this story ever pays off... this movie literally feels like it has no point. No interesting questions are raised, no characters are developed or are even the slightest bit interesting, and the newborn is the sh*ttiest looking creature in the series, by far. The only pros to this film are Perlman, Dourif (who cracked me up), the part where Ripley finds the aborted clones, and just how great the movie looks (as is expected from Jeunet, and the Blu-Ray looks fantastic), but that's all that's IT.
The story itself feels like a fan-film or something out of the crappy Dark Horse comics. This is where the franchise takes a MAJOR nose dive and I ultimately blame this film for the two AVP films that follow. This movie did better at the box office than Alien 3, so Fox probably figured a brain dead comic-booky story was what audiences wanted, and they'd just give us more of that bullsh*t with the AVP films.
Say what you want about Prometheus, but screw the haters. I'm SO GLAD Ridley Scott took this series back and put a level of class, subtext, and original ideas back into it. Even those that didn't like Prometheus should be grateful of this. Thanks, Ridley.
So that's it or my re-visitation of the Alien series (no, I WILL NOT watch the AVP movies again). Here is my ranking of the series, in order and with my ratings. Aside from Prometheus in slot #3, they go in the order they came out. From the first Alien up till AVP:R, you literally see each movie get worse and worse before your very eyes.
Alien- 5/5
Aliens- 4/5
Prometheus- 4/5
Alien 3- 3/5
Alien: Resurrection- 2/5
Alien vs Predator- 1/5
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem- 0.5/5
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