THIS MOVIE "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" SUCKS!!!
If Woody and Jonah were in a duel, Woody would win, at least against this version of Hex. THe first 20 minutes were golden and truly felt like a Jonah Hex movie. Everything afterwards was garbage. Dialog was unclear at times. Megan Fox started out as this strong woman who can fend for herself and turned into a whimpy damsel in distress during the second half. The movie was barely 75 minutes long and it really showed it as scenes moved so quick it leaves you wondering what the point of them was. The action is utter trash and the music does not fit in with the movie at all. Then again, when you have a crap band like Mastadon doing the music instead of an actual COMPOSER, it is hard for it not to. This movie spits on the name of Jonah Hex by giving him all these bullshit powers and crap that feel like they needed to give him a reason for being a super hero, even though it completely defies the point of Hex. Maybe the movie could be salvaged if they added 30-40 minutes of plot inbetween all of the action, but as it stands, this movie blows and can even run Batman & Robin for its money. If you don't like Hex, don't see this. If you like Hex, still don't see this. This movie is absolute garbage and I cannot believe WB allowed this crap to be released. I waited 8 years to get a Hex movie and this is sure as hell NOT it!!
