by Tyler E. Martin » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:20 pm
-The Earth can be moved by giant rockets set up at the South Pole.
-Standard postal mail can be sent to ancient undersea kingdoms.
-The explosive force of dynamite, while deadly to human beings, causes no damage to windows or balconies.
-If a coal truck suddenly raises off the ground, twirls around, and comes crashing down on top of another vehicle, it is likely that a monster came out in search of food.
Not Godzilla, I know, but they fit well enough.