by GhostMachine » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:22 pm
I'll go you even better:
Godzilla
directed by Uwe Boll and starring Paris Hilton!
Actually, to piss off the fanbase, I'd have a movie where "Godzilla" is really a piloted robot that is the main weapon of a costumed Sentai team (yep, Power Rangers) with an energy beam projector in the mouth and a rocket fist weapon ala the Shogun Warriors Godzilla toy!
And just like all good Sentai shows, Godzilla wouldn't even appear until the very end of the movie and the fight with the enemy would last about 1 to 2 minutes!