by lhb412 » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:55 pm
Seriously, this movie is cursed so that each bit of positive news is followed by horrible news.
"GDT and Ron Perlman are off the series in favor of a reboot"
"That's terrible!"
"David Harbour is Hellboy"
"Well, I like that guy... he may do good"
"Millenium films is producing"
"Oh, they traffic in crap"
"Ian McShane is Professor Broom"
"Oh, wow; he's terrific in everything!"
"Ben Daimio, the grizzled, middle-aged Japanese American character, is played by a pretty white boy"
"OH, SON OF A "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!"!!!"