by Dr Kain » Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:19 am
F8 of the Furious - I'm pretty sure Universal found a rejected GI Joe movie script and used it for this movie as this felt exactly that, like a GI Joe movie. Hell, you would take the last 40 minutes of the movie and call it Mad Max on Ice. I know this franchise has left the realm of believability a few movies ago, but at least it was still about cars. This thing is nothing more than just another below average explosion porn action movie. The plot, or lack of, makes absolutely no sense. None of the characters seem to be in character anymore, and the comedy is so forced. Not to mention I feel like the people who edited this movie felt the audience was dumb because there was a character at the beginning of the movie who shows up later on and they gave you a flashback scene to tell you who that character was in case you missed the first 20 minutes of the movie. That is just down right insulting and is talking down on their audience. Add on top that all of the main characters put in the god mode cheat because they will go through explosions, jump out of cars, and be shot at without a scratch on their body. This movie was so awful even The Rock was pretty much like, "**** it, I'm going to act over the top." The most shocking aspect of this insult was the lack of any mid/post credit scene to sequel bait despite you knowing there is going to be one. Everything about this movie felt hamfisted and it goes to show that some franchises just need to know when it is time to stop. It isn't anywhere near the worst movie of the year, but it is a pretty generic, uninspiring borefest that may cure a lot of insomnia. Good luck if you watch this. 6/10.
