by Dr Kain » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:19 pm
That's cool. I also consider Sam himself to be sci-fi as he is not something that can actually exist.
The Invisible Agent - This movie sucks. It is boring, the plot is just down right dumb, and the love relationship feels forced. In fact, this movie feels more like they were making a comedy than a horror movie. That is all the text I am going to waste on it. 1/10.
The House of Dracula - Was this really meant to be a horror movie? Like Agent, it feels more like a comedy movie because it is so over the top in its ridiculousness that it comes out more funny than terrifying. So now vampires and werewolves are due to blood viruses and psychological trauma? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. The only positive is now the original Emo can stop mopping about and actually do something with his life. Of course, how the hell did Larry and Dracula survive their fates from the last movie? Was the silver bullet stuck in Larry at the end only temporary? Does his body spit out bullets like Wolverine? Does Dracula rejuvenate when the sun goes down? I need answers because even monsters need at least some sort of explanation of how they survived. Even a half assed one is better than nothing at all. And for a movie with Dracula's name in it, you would expect it to have him in it for more than just half of the movie. Not to mention he seems pretty lifeless in this movie (pun not intended). In fact, how is that even his house? Meh, whatever. I have now completed the journey through the really bad sequels to the classic horror movies and I just don't see how anyone can truly enjoy these outside of nostalgia. The originals are down right fantastic movies. Unfortunately, outside of two or three of the sequels, which are pretty good, they all range from average to down right terrible. I give House of Dracula a 4/10 stars.
