by Dr Kain » Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:30 pm
The Mummy's Hand - Or as I call it, "NOT Abbot and Costello Meet the Mummy" since that is what Steven and Babe seem to be as the movie appears to be more comical than a horror movie. Still, the mythology behind Kharis is pretty cool, especially with there being an order who are there to protect a tomb from being found. I just wish the movie actually had the atmosphere to surround its dark story. Oh, and the stock footage usage was extremely lame. Overall, I give this movie a 6/10 because it does have a lot of great ideas, it just those who made it did not want to take the source material seriously.
The Mummy's Tomb - It isn't enough that the movie is only an hour long, making it shorter than all of the other movies, but they spend the first 10 minutes as a clip show. -_- WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!! I like the idea of seeing what the characters are like years after their exploits, but the rest of the movie is pretty subpar. The notion of moving a mummy to kill in the US is just down right stupid. That is like turning a water monster into a human. Oh wait... It also doesn't help that eve with it taking place in the US there is still nothing that makes this scream horror movie. Finally, the make up on Kharis looks down right stupid. I know he is supposed to have been burned, but the new head is just dumb. I give this movie a generous 4/10 stars and that is only because of its continuity with the previous movie.
Son of Dracula - What is it with taking monsters out of their home towns and putting them in the complete opposite of scary?! And to New Orleans of all places!! It is already bad enough that I just think Larry is dressing up as Dracula because he does not even have the persona to be a vampire at all. He looks so sad and mopey the entire time that it is hard to believe he is even in love. This movie just sucks. The only thing I can say good about it is that at least the main female does not miraculously survive the entire ordeal. Oh, and that it is at least better than Daughter, which is why I give it a 3/10 stars.
