Happy Holidays

[jellydonut25]

Mr and Mrs Donut, Doggy Donut, and Kitty Donut wish you all of the following for the Holiday Season:
Merry Christmas
Happy Chanukkah
Crazy Kwanzaa
Tip Top Tet
Rockin' Ramadan
Fabulous Festivus

As well as the less-knowns:
November:
Solemn and Somber Samhain
Awe-Inspiring American Thanksgiving
Non-sucky Navratri
Dutiful Dussehra
Good Golly Diwali
Elegant Eid ul-Adha


December:
Awesome Advent
Tubular Twelve Days of Christmas
Monumental Modranect
Cool Yule
Comedic Korochun
Wonderful Winterschlussverkauf
Magical Mellandagsrea
Wintery Winterval
Crappy Chrismahanukwanzakah (yes, crappy, do not merge holidays!)
Wizardry Winterfair
Wubbulous Wintersday
Showtimey Shoe Giving Day
Stinkless Starlight Celebration
Funfabulous Feast of Winter Veil
Flargular Feast of Frith
Hauntingly Fun Holiday Number 11
Ridiculous Refrigerator Day
Lucious Life Day

Dec 6 - Superb Saint Nicholas Day
Dec 8 - Bitchin but Belated Bodhi Day
Dec 14: Amazing Agnostica
Dec 15: Swanky Saturnalia
Dec 15: Rhymes with Zamenhof Day
Dec 19: Controversy-Free Kwansolhaneidmas
Dec 21 - Whimsical Winter Solstice
Dec 21: Yawn-less Yalda
Dec 22 - Damn-good Dong Zhi
Dec 23: Humorous Human Light Day
Dec 24: Conversationally Calm Christmas Eve
Dec 25: Splendind 'Signing of the Constitution of the Peoples Republic of China' Day
Dec 25: Fanatical Feast of the birth of the Unconquered Sun
Dec 25: Dorkless Decemberween
Dec 26: Swell Saint Steven's Day
Dec 26: Beautiful Boxing Day
Dec 26: Non-eventful N00b Day
Dec 27: Slammin' Saint John the Evangelist's Day
Dec 28: Hot Holy Innocent's Day
Dec 31: Sweet Saint Sylvester's Day
Dec 31: Wild Watch Night
Dec 32 (yep, you read that right): Howling Hogswatchnight

January:
Weird Winter-een-mas
Dec31-Jan1: Gnarly New Year
Dec31-Jan1: Horribly Hilarious Hogmanay
Jan 1: Freaky Feast of Circumcision
Jan 1: Fun Feast of Fools
Jan 1: Stupendous Saint Basil's Day
Jan 5: Terrific Twelfth Night
Jan 6: Excellent Epiphany
Jan 6: Adventurous Armenian Apostolic Christmas
Jan 7: Energetic Eastern Orthodox Christmas
Jan 25: Bountiful Burns Night
Jan 30: Tasty Tu Bishvat

February:
Platonic Purim
Quaint Quebec City Winter Carnival
Flea-Free Fur Rondy
Fantastic Festival du Voyageur
Feb 1: Incredible Imbolc
Feb 2: Great Groundhog Day
Feb 2: Clandestine Candlemas
Feb 11: "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" Awesome Freezingman
Feb 14: Chipper Chinese New Year
Feb 14: Sexy Saint Valentine's Day
Feb 15: Lovely Lupercalia

Perfectly Politically Correctly Boring Regular Day for Atheists, Scrooges and Sour-Pusses
and anything else I might have forgotten

[leunames]

[Green Dragon]

Well, Happy Happy Joy Joy to you and everyone else here as well!

[Enshohma]

Inappropriate Party Favor, ENJOY!!!

[KaiserGhidorah]

[lhb412]

I hope you all had the merriest of merry Christmases.

I did, and what with all the movies, books, and music I got (as well as a few weeks off) my merriment will continue!

[Reaper G]