Monster Zero x SciFi Japan - Archive Only

by **Sanchan** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:09 pm

From worst to best:

1. Godzilla Vs. SG: It's like they threw all the characters on the set, shook 'em up and said over the megaphone: "Now, everyone so or say the first thing that comes to your mind. Don't worry, we'll edit altogether into a Godzilla movie when you're done." And then, "Yooze guys in the suits, just hang out a little, walk around the set, face each other, we'll put the fight together later. Okay, thanks, places everyone!"

2. Godzilla Vs. Mothra: Ugh. Introduce Megaguiras' grandmother, an entirely new monster and turn her into the hero? When there is a perfect set-up for Godzilla approaching the scene to save fuzzy's butt and who does fuzzy butt cling to? Battra!! Ugh...

3. Godzilla Vs. Destroyah. Movie by executive committee.

4. Godzilla Vs. King Ghirodah: But what saved this movie was -- bar none -- those money shots! But, folks, folks, folks, if you going to have Godzilla body slam his opponent, remember, it is flat STOOPID -- when he lifts him by the tail -- for the heads at the other end of the body lift up first. See, that says cables to all but the casual viewer. And that AWFUL acting! You see... We're going... to release... King GhiDORah and you won't... be able... to do anything! *yack*

"Take THAT you, you dinosaur." Yeah, break Godzillasaurus' heart with that insult...

Whew, not that's off my chest...

by **walshbeme** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:02 am

by **Stadawim** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:00 pm

Oh yeah, vSpacegodzilla sucked the big one. What is up with that music? Didya see the eyes on that Little G? :eek:

<Which is remarkably similar to their true appearance. And if Spacegodzilla was really true-to-form, perhaps G himself should never really have won at all...?

Although vMothra did blow hard, too. After all, IT'S A FREAKIN' MOTH. (In case you haven't noticed, i ain't big on Mothra). The people that brought you Mothra are probably the same people that brought you TMNT and Pokemon and the like.
EDIT: Somehow this got too sensitive and lost something, guess i need to strike this ^

by **emeGoji** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:25 pm

by **Stadawim** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:27 pm

Mine was not to say the stories. Just the characters. The Japanese fixation with 'cute little animals' is readily apparent.

by **emeGoji** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 5:32 pm

by **Stadawim** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:41 pm

Ahh, forget it. You've missed the point. And it was OBVIOUSLY my bad for bringing something so anti-whatever into this in the Turtles anyway. :roll:

Didn't know they'd be defended so hotly.

by **giantdevilfish** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 7:05 pm

by **emeGoji** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 7:36 pm

by **Stadawim** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:09 pm

I don't know you, do i? You sound like someone i used to know in my hood about 15 years ago. He was all up on the Turtles too. A couple of us just thought he was crazy. Not that i think you're crazy, but all of this is WAY deeper than i expected anyone to go.

I never said that. YOU just said that. Mine was a generalized (let me stress that, generalized) statement about things that i wrongfully thought were A) Japanese & B) not going to matter enough to most people here. I admit, i was wrong on both accounts (that's what you're looking for, right?).

Let's just drop it. I refuse to be dragged any farther into a damn Turtle discussion when this is referring to G films. Never watched a Turtle show or read a Turtle book, anyway.

I have, however seen enough Japanese-made games and comics/cartoons to know that there are plenty of 'cutesy' little animals in a bunch of their stuff. I'm not judging it, it's just an observation.

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