Idiocy Incarnate: Film Threat pans GOJIRA 1954
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 7:11 pmhttp://www.filmthreat.com/Reviews.asp?Id=5997
"The original "Godzilla" is probably the worst film in the long-running series."
"the atrocious special effects (you can actually see the wire manipulating Godzilla's tail) cannot be taken seriously..."
"It is easy to see why this footage got the American scissors."
"...the complete Japanese version is an unfunny bore."
They have a feedback forum for this laughable tripe... I suggest we use it. I'm going to wait a few hours and count to ten, because the inaccuracy and just sheer 'wrongness' of this hydrocephalic cracksmoker has me too angry to put him down without coming across as a whiny fanboy dweeb.
"The original "Godzilla" is probably the worst film in the long-running series."
"the atrocious special effects (you can actually see the wire manipulating Godzilla's tail) cannot be taken seriously..."
"It is easy to see why this footage got the American scissors."
"...the complete Japanese version is an unfunny bore."
They have a feedback forum for this laughable tripe... I suggest we use it. I'm going to wait a few hours and count to ten, because the inaccuracy and just sheer 'wrongness' of this hydrocephalic cracksmoker has me too angry to put him down without coming across as a whiny fanboy dweeb.
But after reading that one, I wonder what this guy was thinking when he wrote this one...