MENACE.
HATE...
...Cookie Monster eyes.
Welcome to: SELL ME ON!
Tonight's show...Sell me on the 1954 Shodai-Goji suit!
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Now, the Shodai-Goji isn't all that bad. The legs are nice and thick, the skin texture is good, and the back fins are well-placed. But the head is far from scary looking, looking very muppetish (and don't get me started on the head puppet). Now, I realize it was a prototype and it was 50 years ago, so I'm not bashing it or the people who made it. I'm just saying that it is so frequently praised for being so stunningly frightening, but I just don't see it.
Sell me!




