by jellydonut25 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:50 pm
I didn't get a chance to do one (life gets in the way sometimes), but my idea was to do a one-man thing:
I'd play me, on a couch, tell my friend (me in a hat) I'm gonna turn on the TV, where a reporter (me in a wig) would say Godzilla's attacking Houston.
My friend would freak out, but I'd be calm. He'd ask why and I'd say, "Well, she doesn't say WHICH Godzilla...The original from 1954, the second Godzilla of the 60s, Hero Godzilla of the 70s, the 80-meter tall Godzilla with the bellowing roar from the 80s, the 100-meter tall 90s Godzilla, or possibly meltdown Godzilla..."
My friend would say he's gonna go check, come back and say, "It's worse..."
I'd ask "The malevolent GMK Godzilla? The unstoppable GFW Godzilla? The evil cybernetic twin Mechagodzilla disguised as Godzilla?"
"Worse...1998 Godzilla..."
<several zany reaction shots>
"And he's brought Matthew Broderick"
<More over the top shots>
"AND his wife Sarah Jessica Parker"
<angry face>
Then I'd get on the phone and "call Gareth Edwards" and tell him he needs to unleash his Godzilla NOW.
CUT to a bad photoshop of GINO with Broderick and SJP riding on his back, which then gets stomped on by the LegendGoji foot.
All of this was also going to be "dubbed" and perhaps with different voices, so it'd be all me acting but different friends/family voicing for each character.
As I said, life got in the way and I wasn't able to participate.