by mrbluehair » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:27 pm
LOL at R Lee...love that guy....
Have it be a buddy movie with him and Billy Bob Thornton playing his character from Bad Santa (or eve Bad News Bears..same guy..HUH) They are at a bar, R Lee is military and drunk...BBT is a P.E. teacher and the word Godzilla is akin to UFO..
R Lee-Holy s**t Billy, we have one completely "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" up situation here..that god damn Godzilla is one not to be "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" with...you could take that thing, drop it off at the arctic circle with nothing but his tighty whiteys and he'd show up on your doorstep the next day with aCcoppertone tan, a million dollar smile and a fist full of peso's...
BBT-What the "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" R Lee, are you "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" retarded or something? Did you eat too many paint chips as a kid? Did you used to run around and kick kids in the nuts just for fun? And what the hell are you babbling on about Godzilla? Isn't that thing supposed to be a myth or is your drunk ass spilling top secret information again...remember what happened with the JFK "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!"...
R Lee-You shut your mouth you maggot....I...I was just cleaning it and it went off!!!
BBT-R Lee...you were under his desk you freak...Poor Marylin took the hit for you...
I just went so far off topic I crashed the car...sorry, but as I wrote this I couldn't resist...
Now I want to see a buddy movie with these guys...
You must show no mercy, nor have any belief whatsoever in how others judge you... for your greatness will silence them all!