by Psycho Soldier » Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:16 am
"A group of self-proclaimed Godzilla fans was arrested at the airport today. Two dozen young men, aged 12-30, told police that they intended to fly to Italy with the intent to commit felonies. They claimed that while serving time in Italian prison, they would be allowed to see footage from the upcoming film Godzilla. An officer told them, 'You dumb bastards,' and had them taken promptly into custody."
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