Monster Zero x SciFi Japan - Archive Only

Steve Irwin would have the same chances as a pizza at a cronicly depressed weight watchers meeting. Be it you or I on Monster Island, I think we could stand a ninety per cent chance of getting of the island in one piece. Compared to a 350 foot kaiju, we're as insignifigant as ants. Just stay off the beaten path, stay away from the fern that looks like a dude in a suit, and I think you could make it to shore. However, The Crocodile Hunter will not be able to resist the urge to walk up to a Kamakiras, climb it, and slap him in the compound eye. Babies all over the world cheer as Steve gets eaten alive a bug the size of a baseball field. Today's wildlife hero, tomorrow's Gimantis poo.

i dunno, i think steve is smart enough stay away from giant kaiju. But I'm sure that he couldn't resist interviewing one of the kilioks.