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Posted: **Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:15 pm**

VS

Both are scary, but who's more dangerous? :shock:

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:25 am**

I'd say the Burger King wins this one. He's been shown to tackle people in many recent commercials.

Ronald McDonald on the other hand has only been shown to play with the kids and hasn't been doing anything remotely violent.

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:40 am**

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Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:18 pm**

I am wholly convinced the Burger King eats people in his solitude. Ronald McDonald, despite being a clown, is not remotely dangerous-seeming. Definitely giving this one to the King.

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:39 pm**

Foodwise, BK wins. McDonald's is just nasty, for the most part.

Fisticuffs? BK again. Cite tackling, as previously mentioned.

On the other hand, I have a lot of respect for Ronald, as I am a cancer survivor and he has the whole "Ronald McDonald Houses" thing going and fundraisers and such.

Two out of three in favor of The King but I'm giving this to Ronald for heart. :wink:

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:59 pm**

What if it was the OLD Burger King from the late 70's and early 80's? You know "I'm the wonderful, magical Burger King! I can do almost anything! Watch me now as I twist my Ring!"

He'd still woop Ronald I guess. He could use his magic ring to transport Ronald to a Burger King franchise where he'd have plenty of back up. Then again Ronald seems to have somesort of magical powers... like creating golden arches from thin air with just his finger tips.... I imagine that can be turned into a pretty deadly weapon

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Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:28 pm**

If any food chain character would win it's gotta be the Quizno's sponge monkeys, those things owned....until they got sued.

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Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:25 pm**

Okay, McDonald has an undercurrent of malevolence, but the Burger King is a powerhouse of terror, destruction, and chaos (of questionably moral standing, like the Cat in the Hat).

I see McDonald going down in some incredible horrific way. His last sight being the unflinching smile of the Burger King, perhaps BK ripps out McD's intestines and shoves them down the clown's throat, choking to death on his own internal organs.

The Burger King is not a man to be crossed, and as the recent commercials have shown, he can change himself to kaiju size like Ultraman.

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Monster Zero x SciFi Japan - Archive Only

Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King

Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King