Monster Zero x SciFi Japan - Archive Only

Boring would be the operative word in describing LOCH NESS HORROR. It's very talky and not a whole heck of a lot happens; no surprise given it was made by Larry Buchanan. The action mostly consists of people boating, scuba diving, driving around, or just standing around. The Loch Ness Monster then pops up every 10-20 minutes to eat someone, angry because someone poached one of her eggs. Very tedious.

The Loch Ness Monster looks like a Mardi Gras float and keep in mind you never see anything other than the monster's neck and head. Nessie's roar will leave you dumbfounded. The creature's bellow is the exact same noise a STAR WARS Tie-Fighter makes. I kid you not. And for some reason, Nessie blows smoke when on land and bubbles when underwater.

The only halfway amusing scene hs Nessie actually leaving the loch and trekking through the forest, apparently using her "Nessie Sense" to zero in on of the bad guy just so she can chomp on his head.

Coincidentally, a new Loch Ness Monster movie called BEYOND LOCH NESS (and was originally titled LOCH NESS TERROR) premieres on the Sci-Fi Channel on January 5th.

Hmm, looks to be that Beyond Loch Ness is going for a Tanystropheus-type creature instead of the more popular plesiosaur model for what Nessie and other lake monsters might be. Neat. I just hope it doesn't turn out to be utter garbage like the majority of Sci-Fi Originals.

I watched bits of the movie (Beyond Loch Ness) last night.

So did he kill Nessie or was it implying that the creature migrated from Loch Ness to Lake Superior?

Or was it just a similar beast and he was on a worldwide quest to destroy them all?


If they were at Loch Ness at the begining then I'm Scrooge McDuck.