Sorry MouthForWar, your an awesome guy who I'm happy to know through the various kaiju threads, but I have to go to the positive review camp on this one...
I've been hanging out at a comic book shop way too often and the simpering comments on every film that has come out of late (even the holier then though Iron Man) inspired me to do the unthinkable...I paid to go see Speed Racer and snuck in for other films afterwards. And thankfully, I was only $2 away from Morgoth's (of Kaijuphile) legal obligations to be mentally handicapped.
Anyway, the handful of good reviews, all from sources I trust and like, as well as the decent first 7 minutes featured on Sci-Fi Japan renewed interest for me in this film, and I was thoroughly entertained by this live action cartoon that actually works compared to similar attempts in the last 15 years. The dreaded live action Scooby Doo and Inspector Gadget films come to mind...though with that said, "Speed Racer" feels more like the typical American's take on anime in live action form then what the original series ever was, as Tatsunoko Productions did a lot of realistic superhero fair in the 60s and 70s, with Gatchaman among their classic shows.
This is especially true with all almost all the rival racers in the movie, with varying, insane motifs. I love buxom servant-wenches with flirtatious smiles and all...
...but really, Vikings in modern times...let alone Vikings who can be bought out with simple animal pelts!
It's funny to note however that a 20 minute promotional mockumentary based within the film's fictional universe, with all the actors, major and minor alike, remaining in character, actually interviews one of the said Vikings, who as it turns out, is a pretty normal and nice sounding guy who obviously misses the old days when you didn't have to dress all wacky-like and be armed with nasty weapons in be in a simple car race.
But despite this, the camp and colorful weirdness helped the film then hinder it, and thankfully the lead characters (minus two which I'll mentioned soon) had sincere actors behind them, giving this insane American made "Flooly Cooly"-like film its credibility, unlike the said cartoon adaptations mentioned above. The best example of this is John Goodman as Pops, and Susan Sarandon as Mom Racer, giving much needed depth to one of anime's most well-known 'nothing' characters.
The only true downside for me at least were Spritle and Chim-Chim...this was the one part of the film I did not like, but unlike most of the negative reviews, there not in it TOO much. The negative reviews have also mentioned the overly complex plot between the spectacular race sequences, but to be fair it's no different from practically every other sports-vs-bureaucratic-corruption film in history, and at least the convoluted plot of the movie is in its own way more plausible then some from the show it's based upon...which now undermines the whole bit about Tatsunoko Productions...but still, there's more then enough action to not bore anyone for too long.
Unless of course you're the type of person who worships "Iron Man" but complains off the top that there wasn't enough of him in the movie...damn, how did you handle Batman Begins and it's well crafted, but relatively slow story if you are such a person? Or Transformers and it's massive amounts of human scenes?
Jabs at the majority of my local comic book store customers aside, Speed Racer surprised me and although it can't fully recommend it because of its hyperactivity and cartoony look, which offended many by the trailer alone, I still say to diffidently check it out if the opportunity arises, most notably DVD rentals, where I hope the film finds the audience it deserves.
I then I snuck in for Crystal Skulls and Iron Man afterwards, which I liked both of them a lot and a tad more then the one I paid for...but this is Speed's thread, so bug off Henry and Tony!
