by XvGojira » Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:02 pm
I'm not sure how people keep saying Retaliation felt more like a Joe movie. The only thing more Joe about was Cobra Commander's helmet. None of the Joes had a good character moments in the movie and the Rock's "I don't want to be a leader" arc starts and finished within five minutes. Bruce Willis seemed like he'd rather be doing something else entirely (maybe they weren't giving him 1 million a day, ZING!). Zartan seemed to be the villain of the film over Cobra Commander. And Jonathan Pryce does not make for an imposing villain. Outrageous and silly, yes. Imposing no.
Also the big weapon-macguffin had absolutely no impact at all. Oh yeah, sure they destroyed England, but how does that affect (effect?) the joes? The first movie actually showed that the nano weapons were a huge threat early on and kept on that fact throughout the movie. In Retaliation, you didn’t know what the hell Cobra was up to until they destroyed London. I’m sure they were trying to be mysterious but it just came out confusing and dumb.
And as neat as the ninja stuff was, it felt like if it was removed the only difference would have been the running time.