by jellydonut25 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:48 am
Just watched it...
The Good
-TOTAL fangasm over the music, oh man, i was like a little kid in a candy store...
-It's actually REALLY enjoyable for...an hour???like, to such an extent that I thought I was going to be in the minority that absolutely LOVE this movie
-creature designs are all fantastic, and the creatures are all utilized pretty well. i take back any prior complaints on the preda-wolf. they dont look stupid, and they work really well within the concept of the film
-the concept (game preserve) isn't quite as awful as i thought it'd be in fact, it actually COULD have worked REALLY well, if just given a bit more time to breathe and leave us in suspense before letting the cat out of the bag and having the characters instantly figure it out
-adrien brody is better than i thought he could be (still some complaints but i'll save that for the "bad")
The BAD
-i'll start with the adrien brody complaint while it's fresh in everyones mind; why did he (and fishburne) have to speak in "The Dark Knight" voice like every single line they uttered was the most fantastic revelation in the history of the world/the most badass statement in the history of the universe
-fishburne's scene - seriously??? like...really??? i'm guessing that we weren't supposed to be laughing at this considering how essentially "serious" the rest of the film is...
-jawbone predator, the only design that didn't do much for me...it was just a little goofy
-ok wait...these are SUPER Predators right? as in, able to completely whip the CRAP out of the regular predators, and yet our intrepid heroes are able to stand toe to toe with them??? I F*CKING THOUGHT this would happen, and it's just terrible when someone who HASN'T had this story in their mind for 10 years can pick up on this in 100 minutes and Rodriguez couldn't in TEN YEARS...
-the infrared. terrible. just terrible. should have stuck with the original effect
-Yakuza vs. Predator...would have been so much cooler if it just went the way things went in the original predator - but this gets back to my "Arney couldn't stand up to one of these things toe-to-toe and here these guys are trading blows with...SUPER Predators??? F*CK THAT!" complaint.
-Topher Grace's character....EVERYTHING about him...EVERYTHING. from his inclusion at all (the rest of these people are WARRIORS, he's just a sick, demented serial killer?? terrible), to his knowledge of ALIEN life forms (or how about his knowledge of plants AT ALL - let me tell you something, my sister is a doctor and no way could you show her a plant and have her say "oh that's zabbadee gobbledee "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!", super poisonous, don't touch"), terrible, just TERRIBLE
-pacing. yep, it's been mentioned before, but from the "yakuza vs. predator" scene it went on too long and featured too much dialogue. by that point, the whole story is set up, and all plot development is done, the extra dialogue just pads the running time...unnecessarily.
i dunno, i sooo badly wanted to LOVE this, especially when i was doing so for the first hour SOLID...and then it just kinda...falls apart...
you know what? it's like Pandorum, but the last act is SLIGHTLY more enjoyable because Dennis Quaid isn't in it...
3 outta 5 - maybe 2.5, even leaving aside the 5-minute suckfest that is fishburne's role, the last act left a really bad taste in my mouth...