by Irish Gfan » Mon May 13, 2013 6:10 am
I was thinking about this the other day and thought "screw it", I'll make a topic about it.
Between the Japanese language title, The English translation of the Japanese title, Toho's official English title, US theatrical release titles, US home video release titles (of which there are more than one in some cases), some of the Godzilla movies can have a boat load of different titles. And that doesn't even begin to cover various other international titles which I don't dare try to scratch the surface of (though feel free to do so if you wish).
To me, I adhere to no set standard on which title because in my mind, if it was ever assigned to the movie at any given point, then it is technically correct. But with everything,, there are titles that I prefer over others so I thought I'd go through, list all the different titles, and then explain which one I prefer and why.
Obviously as an English speaker, I am not going to use the Japanese language titles because I would most likely butcher them anyway.
1954 = Godzilla, Godzilla: King of the Monsters = I used to always use the US title, Godzilla King of the Monsters, even after I had finally seen the Japanese version because, well, I think it sounds cool. Godzilla IS the King of the Monsters, so why not have the title proclaim that? In recent years though, I find myself just calling the movie "Godzilla" or even sometimes "Gojira". I guess as the first movie, it makes more sense that the title would be simply the monster's name and when I say it, people seem to know that I am talking about the original film. So yeah, I'll go with "Godzilla" as my preferred title.
1955 = Godzilla Raids Again, Godzilla's Counterattack, Gigantis the Fire Monster = Well we can erase Gigantis right off the bat since it is the wrong name! I will never understand that decision on the part of the US distributors. That is truthfully one US version I refuse to bother with at this point, and I typically don't feel that way. Godzilla Raids Again is really the perfect title. It sounds like a direct sequel and has the right name in the title. Can't go wrong with that.
1962 = King Kong Vs. Godzilla = Yeah this has stayed pretty much the same over the years. I don't even mind that Kong has top billing over Godzilla since he is the bigger star, especially in the US.
1964 (1) = Mothra Vs. Godzilla, Godzilla Vs. The Thing, Godzilla Vs. Mothra = Despite my love for the US version of the film, I really don't like calling it Godzilla Vs. The Thing. They might as well call it "Godzilla Vs. Stuff". So I typically called it Godzilla Vs. Mothra, the home video title, but I was amazed to find out that in Japan, Mothra got top billing. I guess that makes sense given she is the good monster, but that didn't feel right to me. Kong it made sense, but against a cutesy butterfly, I felt like Godizlla's name should come first (and yes I fully realize that Mothra was a huge hit, but this is personal preference speaking). It doesn't even sound right when I say it. So unless I am comparing the 64 film to the 92 film and trying to differentiate them, I most often use Godzilla Vs. Mothra as the title.
1964 (2) = Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster, Ghidrah the Three Headed Monster, Three Giant Monsters: Earth's Greatest Battle = Really it comes down to how you like to pronounce the title monster's name, and I always preferred Ghidorah. It sounds harsher and more menacing. Ghidrah almost sounds cute. That harsh O vowel sound really makes a difference, ha ha. I don't care much for the English translated Japanese title. I mean come on, there are four monsters!
1965 = Invasion of Astro-Monster, Monster Zero, Godzilla Vs. Monster Zero, The Great Monster War = This movie was actually the inspiration for this thread. I understand Invasion of Astro-Monster is Toho's official English title, but I'm sorry, I can't stand this title. It is generic and sounds like it could be any bland science fiction film, and honestly, so does The Great Monster War (though that does sound much cooler). Having Monster Zero in the title actually refers to something specific to the movie itself and helps it to stand out, and I prefer the home video title of Godzilla Vs. Monster Zero because it has Godzilla's name in it and fits it in better with the series. Godzilla Vs. Monster Zero is my pick here.
1966 = Godzilla Vs. The Sea Monster, Ebirah: Horror of the Deep, Godzilla, Ebirah, Mothra: Big Duel in the South Seas = One of my knocks on this movie is that I actually feel it would be better if Godzilla wasn't in it at all. If that was the case, Ebirah Horror of the Deep would actually work pretty well. But since Godzilla is in it, I actually prefer Godzilla Vs. The Sea Monster. Godzilla Vs. Ebirah wouldn't work and Sea Monster creates some mystique around Godzilla's opponent, much like Monster Zero did. Unfortunately we find out The Sea Monster is just a giant lobster that is no match for Godzilla at all and it is a letdown, but what can you do? The Japanese title is absurdly long so that gets no consideration.
1967 = Son of Godzilla, Monster Island's Decisive Battle: Godzilla's Son = Yeah, stick to Son of Godzilla on this one. It is to the point and heck it worked for King Kong, Frankenstein, Dracula, & even Lassie!
1968 = Destroy All Monsters, Charge of the Monsters = Destroy All Monsters is the best. It doesn't even have to be analyzed that much. It is just a perfect title for the film and continues to be used in Godzilla media to this day. It sounds more like a call to action than it does a title to a movie, and that's why it works.
1969 = All Monsters Attack, Godzilla's Revenge, Godzilla, Minilla, Gabara: All Monsters Attack = There is no good title to this movie which is strangely fitting for this pile of junk film. Godzilla never gets revenge on anything and in addition to sounding generic, All Monsters Attack doesn't work because technically no monster in the film attacks anything since it is all in dream sequences anyway. I guess you could say they attack little Ichiro's mind, but whatever. I go by Godzilla's Revenge because it at least has Godzilla's name in the title and is short.
1971 = Godzilla Vs. Hedorah, Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster = Again, I got to go by Sea Monster logic here. I just like how Smog Monster sounds and it adds a certain level of mystery to Godzilla's opponent, and it actually pays off in this movie because Hedorah is awesome. Godzilla Vs. Hedorah is fine, but I still prefer calling it Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster. It just sounds great.
1972 = Godzilla Vs. Gigan, Godzilla On Monster Island, Earth Destruction Directive: Godzilla vs. Gigan = Well right off the bat Godzilla on Monster Island makes no sense since he is only on Monster Island for roughly a minute in the movie. Actually, now that I think about it, Godzilla on Monster Island probably should have been the title to Godzilla's Revenge! Oh well, Godzilla Vs. Gigan by itself pretty much covers it. Short, simple, and to the point.
1973 = Godzilla Vs. Megalon = I'm actually surprised this one doesn't have more alternate titles between the US & Japan releases considering Jet Jaguar's inclusion int he film. Oh well.
1974 = Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla, Godzilla Vs. The Cosmic Monster, Godzilla Vs. The Bionic Monster = I am actually going to go against what I said for Sea Monster & Smog Monster here. In this case, I actually like it much better that it is Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla. The name Mechagodzilla immediately grabbed my interest and made me want to see Godzilla fight a robot version of himself, something that sort of loses its luster with Bionic Monster or Cosmic Monster used in the title.
1975 = Terror of Mechagodzilla, Terror of Godzilla, Counterattack of Mechagodzilla = Well Terror of Godzilla makes no sense since Godzilla is the good guy. Terror of Mechagodzilla just says it all and is a nice break from the typical "Godzilla Vs. ???" format while also still having Godzilla's name in the title in a roundabout way. The Japanese title works really well too and even ties it closer as a sequel by using the word "Counterattack", but Terror sounds more menacing.
1984 = Godzilla 1985, Godzilla, The Return of Godzilla = I don't like just using the name "Godzilla" again as we already have the first movie for that. Even Toho seems to have accepted that and typically calls the movie The Return of Godzilla. That is what the movie is about, right? Works for me. Godzilla 1985 doesn't do it for me since it sort of dates the movie. I guess you could say the same for Godzilla 2000, but 2000 was a huge marketing ploy used by everyone at the time (Fantasia, Wrestlemania, Dracula, Pokemon, and even South Park made a joke of it with their episode titles) so I sort of accept it. What kind of milestone year is 1985? (yeah, I was born that year, but really?).
1989 = Godzilla Vs. Biollante = Keep it simple here. Unless there was someway to name Biollante "The Plant Clone Monster" and make it sound cool, I think this works just fine.
1991 = Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah = Again, this works just fine as is and even made better by the fact that Godzilla & King Ghidorah had never faced one on one before. This is the movie where we finally get it!
1992 = Godzilla Vs. Mothra, Godzilla Vs. Queen Mothra, Godzilla & Mothra: The Battle for Earth = Is Godzilla Vs. Queen Mothra a fan invented title or something because I have only seen it used on fanboards & sites? This one is tricky because I like to differentiate it from the 64 film, but for once, it is the US title is a little too long. I typically call it "Godzilla Vs. Mothra, 92" which technically isn't correct, but whatever.
1993 = Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla, Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla II = I hate the US title because it really isn't correct. I understand they want to differentiate it from the original, but it isn't a sequel to that film, and this is technically the third Mechagodzilla film AND monster. Terror of Mechagodzilla is actually more worthy of this title. Why not call it "Godzilla Vs. Super Mechagodzilla"? The name is used in the movie, so go for it! Like the previous entry, I just slap the year at the end when I mention it and usually call it "Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla, 93".
1994 = Godzilla Vs. Spacegodzilla = Nothing to worry about here. Nice and simple. Thankfully the US distributors didn't try to take away the appeal of Spacegodzilla's name by calling him "The Space Monster" or something like that (now if Godzilla's opponent was Dogora, that title would work great, ha ha). You know how many non-fans I've talked to that instantly start asking questions when they see that name? Spacegodzilla?!?! There's a SPACEGODZILLA?!?! When they look at my video collection that is typically the first one they notice or comment on.
1995 = Godzilla Vs. Destoroyah, Godzilla Vs. Destroyer = Godzilla Vs. Destroyer technically isn't correct, but I let that one slide since that is the more natural way to pronounce the monster's name. But for the sake of being correct, I usually go with the official name.
1999 = Godzilla 2000, Godzilla 2000: Millennium = Like I said before, everyone was using 2000 at this time. 2000 was everywhere! So even though it dates the movie, it sort of fits in with the almost universal marketing idea. The subtitle Millennium doesn't add much and only refers to something in the plot that amounted to very little, so like the US version dropping that out of the movie, I am glad they also dropped it out of the title.
2000 = Godzilla X Megaguiras, Godzilla Vs. Megaguiras, Godzilla x Megaguirus: G Extermination Strategy = Well the subtitle is unnecessary and doesn't sound that great, so we can drop that. And I don't know how people feel about this, but I sort of like the "X" ha ha. It sort of sets it apart from all the versus films. If the Millennium series had any kind of uniformity (either Godzilla X ??? or Godzilla: Subtitle) then that would have been nice. So yeah, I like Godzilla X Megaguiras over the usual "Vs"
2001 = Godzilla, Mothra, & King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack = I gotta rant here. If there is a Godzilla movie that was begging for the US distributors to mess with the title, it was this one. I mean Holy God! Come on! That title is way too freakin' long! It almost feels like a parody title. We couldn't shorten that to Godzilla Vs. Mothra & King Ghidorah or Godzilla Vs. The Guardians or Godzilla: Legend of Yamoto, or beat Dreamworks to the punch and call it Godzilla: Rise of the Guardians, or how about just Godzilla: Giant Monsters Attack? We actually kept that long title for the US release? Sure, whatever. Like most fans, I just call it GMK because heck, I'd be out of breath saying the full thing.
2002 = Godzilla X Mechagodzilla, Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla, Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla = Again, I understand the issue of trying to differentiate this one among the seemingly endless supply of Mechagodzilla films, but really? Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla was the best they could come up with? Why not Godzilla Vs. Kiryu? The movie gives you another name to use. Oh well, again, I like the X, so I just go with Godzilla X Mechagodzilla.
2003 = Godzilla: Tokyo SOS, Godzilla X Mothra X Mechagodzilla: Tokyo SOS = Thankfully the US release shortened the title to just Godzilla: Tokyo SOS which is actually a nice title. It is a little cheesy, but in that fun appealing way.
2004 = Godzilla: Final Wars = It is a fine title, and thankfully it was left unchanged.
In regards to the Millennium series, I wish they had adhered to some sort of uniformity in the titling like the Heisei films did (though these films couldn't even adhere to a universal timeline, so I guess why bother?). I like the Heisei films all being "Godzilla Vs. ???" all in a row. It sort of makes it feel like a set and the titles are simple.
If they had kept the "Godzilla X ???" format or the "Godzilla: Subtitle" format all across the board, it would have made the Millennium films feel like more of a set too. And actually, I probably would have preferred the subtitle format.
Look at it this way:
- Godzilla 2000
- Godzilla: The Meganula Invasion
- Godzilla: Giant Monsters Attack
- Godzilla: Ghost in the Machine
- Godzilla: Tokyo SOS
- Godzilla: Final Wars
I don't know. I like of would have liked something like that. Oh well.