by jellydonut25 » Thu May 15, 2014 10:42 am
Are your Heisei Godzilla thunder thighs helping you destroy cities and withstand enemy attacks, but keeping away all the ladies? Or is your GMK Godzilla potbelly sticking out so far in front of you that your innie is threatening to pop up to an outie? Maybe you've got a couple extra chins and neck fat like LegendGoji? Need some motivation to turn your Chubzilla into a svelt, GFW form?
Well, then join HybridGojira and I in the MONSTER ZERO WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE-ALLENGE-allenge--!!!!
The rules as we've discussed them thus far:
-Beginning June 2nd and running through September 1st, with weigh-ins every Monday. Post a pic of yourself on a scale and the number on the scale.
-Winner to be determined by % of weight lost, not by total pounds lost (OR if we get enough people...we honestly could do BOTH, since my original idea was loser buys the winner a blu-ray of Godzilla 2014...if we get like 2-3 more people, we could split that pot evenly and each winner would get more than enough to buy a copy)
-Everyone kicks in $25. We pay the winner(s) through PayPal. We're flexible on the amount of money...ESPECIALY if we get enough people. If ten of us do this, it could be $10.
-No laxatives, colonics, diet pills, diuretics, etc...I guess we have to just trust people on this but, come on, this is about getting in shape and getting healthy and NOT about fleecing the members of your/our MZ extended family.
So, who's in? Who wants to start being able to crush MUTO underfoot AND look good while doing it? Who's ready to learn to fight their own battles? Who's ready to stop being big...and terrible..and more frightening than you ever thought possible, and step up, tell that flab that "Oh no...I say you've got to GO. GO GO FLABZILLA!"?
Then join Hybrid Gojira and I for the Monster Zero Weight Loss Challenge!!!!