by Dr Kain » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:13 pm
Child's Play 2019 - Well, at least it wasn't as bad as the remake to Nightmare on Elm Street, that's something, right? Seriously though, this was complete and utter "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!". It was cliche, it didn't feature a single likable character, there was not a single sense of pacing, but most of all, it was utterly boring. The movie didn't even try to do anything original at all. Not to mention it totally wasted Mark Hamill, but I bet he loved the paycheck they gave him for this "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!". Also, who the hell in the real world would also want to own a doll that looked like that? It looked like someone immortalized the face of a pedophile in doll form. Like seriously, that "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" looked creepy. No kid would want anything to do with that. Jesus "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" christ this sucked and I'm not even that big of a fan of the original. I'm giving this "OH GODZILLA! WHAT TERRIBLE LANGUAGE!" fest a 2/10 because there were two funny moments in the movie.