My Royal Rumble viewing experience:
-Hey, that Ascension vs. New Age Outlaws match wasn't TERRIBLE! It got the job done and hopefully now The Ascension can move on to fighting real tag teams instead of ghosts.
-As beyond bored as I am of Usos vs Miz/Mizdow, that was a SOLID, fun match. This is shaping up to be a decent night.
-Divas.
-HOLY BALLS! THIS TRIPLE THREAT! WOW! AMAZING! MATCH-OF-THE-YEAR CANDIDATE.
-...sh*t...Daniel Bryan is out.
-...well f*** me...Ziggler didn't even get to do anything.
-dammit, Reigns is winning this, isn't he?
-he is.
-crap.
-lulz, even The Rock can't save this.
Look at these two guys' faces.
Rock - Here is your winne...wait. What? You guys hate my cousin? Why? What's going on? Is this what I've come back for...? Uh-oh...
Reigns - The booing is over! They've accepted me! I'm the winner and they're gonna be happ...oh. They're still booing. Oh.