Conquest

[CyHunter]

We all know those darned nasty aliens who come to conquer earth but first must defeat Godzilla, the only thing standing in the way.

Wait...the humans (and indeed the Japanese) have survived living with Godzilla.

So why can't the aliens?

Worst comes to worst, they can travel light years to reach earth, but they can't just make a force field to hold him in?

And besides, don't they have oxygen destroyers or something to just kaboom him? Why do they need to tear him limb-for-limb with kaiju like King Ghidorah?

It doesn't stop there: Again, they have intergalactic space-travel abilities, but they can't just terraform an empty planet to live on?


This is why I always thought the Red Bamboo was such a cooler, more logical enemy. WHY weren't they in more than one movie???


Sorry. Just felt like saying this. I'm surprised nobody else brought it up before.

[Shin_Edda_Robo!!!!!]

Because it was the 70s.

Silly Cyhunter.

You should know better by now. Bad guys from Grendizer, Getta Robo, Getta Robo G, Mazinger Z, Great Mazinger, Combattler V, Voltes V, Daltanias, Godmars, Daimos, Daitarn 3, Zambot 3, GoLion always do the same thing that the aliens from Godzilla movies do. Except they send them in entire fleets. Seriously why bother bringing up these questions when you know you'll just get silly answers like mine.

its just not fun when you send in jobbers to take over the world for you.

Fun.

for the matter.

Hissaatsuu!! V no Ji Giriiii!!!!

*shiiiing*

*pose*

*letter V Cut on a monster*

*explode*