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Lines/Dubs we can never stop laughing at . . .

Postby rockstarbd82 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:32 pm

Feel free to share which english lines/dubs you felt were the funniest in the showa era.

Mine would probably have to the "old" dub from Godzilla vs The Sea Monster.

"I'm sorry suhh, I thout it was a toy n i started playing with it . . . "
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Postby Benjamin Haines » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:55 pm

In Godzilla: King of the Monsters, when G blasts the car and they added a voice screaming "Ahhhhhh!" as it explodes.

Godzilla vs. Gigan: "He must'a thought it was a gun."

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Postby jellydonut25 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:57 pm

There's a line in I think Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla or Terror of Mechagodzilla, and it's "Yooouuuu cannotgetaway" and it's so stilted and wrongly emphasized and weird sounding, it makes me chuckle every time.
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Postby kiryugoji04 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:58 pm

"But still..."
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Postby rockstarbd82 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 5:10 pm

jellydonut25 wrote:There's a line in I think Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla or Terror of Mechagodzilla, and it's "Yooouuuu cannotgetaway" and it's so stilted and wrongly emphasized and weird sounding, it makes me chuckle every time.


Terror of Mechagodzilla

"Dun try to esthcape earthling, or you'll forcth usth to khhhill you . . . "
japanese guys with an english german accent :?
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Postby rockstarbd82 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 5:11 pm

kiryugoji04 wrote:"But still..."


vs Gigan??
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Postby Benjamin Haines » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:49 pm

Terror of Mechagodzilla's dub has lots of memorable line delivery.

"Humph! Super-sonic..."

"We've failed. Our gadget doesn't work."

"Forward, Titanosaurus, Mechagodzilla! Destroy them utterly!"

"HAhahaha! Go ahead and shoot. You can't kill me anyways, so what do your bullets matter? Hahahaha!"
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Postby ultramanmax » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:17 pm

"You Rats!!! You stinkin Rats!!!" Nick Adams in Monster Zero..sorry not dubbed. Love it.
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Postby rockstarbd82 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:01 pm

ultramanmax wrote:"You Rats!!! You stinkin Rats!!!" Nick Adams in Monster Zero..sorry not dubbed. Love it.


I've never seen an actor more pissed off in a scene like that in any other film. :lol:
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Postby MouthForWar » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:30 pm

How is there no mention of "Banana oil!"?
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Postby Enjoying An Egg » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:52 pm

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Postby MekaGojira3k » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:55 pm

Probably not exact, but
"Even if you're a cyborg, Katsura, I still love you!"

Love TOMG.
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Postby rockstarbd82 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:03 pm

"Get that dynamite ready!!!!!!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

really, u think thats gonna kill godzilla
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Postby rockstarbd82 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:10 pm

MekaGojira3k wrote:Probably not exact, but
"Even if you're a cyborg, Katsura, I still love you!"

Love TOMG.


thats just wrong
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Postby lhb412 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:23 pm

Benjamin Haines wrote:
Godzilla vs. Gigan: "He must'a thought it was a gun."

"Oh, cigarettes?"
"They're for you."
"Oh. Thank you. Thanks a lot."



The Gigan dub is an accidental masterpiece.
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Postby MekaGojira3k » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:23 pm

"nnnnnnnnnnnnNO more! I am SICK of Godzilla."

Okay, it may just be a favorite line of mine, but the delivery makes me laugh.
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Postby Green Dragon » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:25 pm

Mentioned it in another thread long ago, but I just love:

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOOK OUT THE WINDOW!" :eek:


Oh, there's much more. I need to put on my goofy dialogue memory hat. :lol:
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Postby rockstarbd82 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:31 pm

Mr. Taco: BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! (italian accent)
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Postby The Real McCoy » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:36 pm

Oh man; I saw this and knew it was too good to pass up.

First off, I always laugh at the different pronunciations of Godzilla's name. "Gudziller," and "Godzilia" from Godzilla vs. Gigan are the ones that come immediately to mind.

As for lines, here's mine:
"He must have thought it was a gun" (Godzilla vs. Gigan) That one seems almost universally the first that comes to mind.

"It would be funny if the earthquakes destroyed your robot" (Godzilla vs. Megalon) I list that one because no, that wouldn't be funny at all. That would kind of suck. And that's what makes it funny.
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Postby MouthForWar » Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:05 pm

The Real McCoy wrote:"It would be funny if the earthquakes destroyed your robot" (Godzilla vs. Megalon) I list that one because no, that wouldn't be funny at all. That would kind of suck. And that's what makes it funny.


That reminds me of one of my favorite MST3K lines from the Megalon episode. After that part, Joel says "Yeah, it would be funny if the earthquake killed your FAMILY!"

Speaking of Megalon, couldn't you put every line from that movie in this thread?

"Yeah... you mean you're too dumb!" *fist fight ensues*
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Postby Goji 84 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:21 am

Oh yes, this one NEVER gets old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUug-j7i ... ideo_title

Also, not so much the line itself, but the way the guy in the truck (In MEGALON) says "Well the way I see it, it's none of our business anyway, we're making 100,000 yen!" gets me every time. I LOVE that era of Hong Kong dubbers. Those guys were the best.
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Postby king_ghidorah » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:28 am

Goji 84 wrote:Oh yes, this one NEVER gets old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUug-j7i ... ideo_title

Also, not so much the line itself, but the way the guy in the truck (In MEGALON) says "Well the way I see it, it's none of our business anyway, we're making 100,000 yen!" gets me every time. I LOVE that era of Hong Kong dubbers. Those guys were the best.


I always crack up watching that guy drive...seriously, watch his hands, he's got to be driving in between a line of cones of something :lol:
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Postby jellydonut25 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:37 am

king_ghidorah wrote:
Goji 84 wrote:Oh yes, this one NEVER gets old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUug-j7i ... ideo_title

Also, not so much the line itself, but the way the guy in the truck (In MEGALON) says "Well the way I see it, it's none of our business anyway, we're making 100,000 yen!" gets me every time. I LOVE that era of Hong Kong dubbers. Those guys were the best.


I always crack up watching that guy drive...seriously, watch his hands, he's got to be driving in between a line of cones of something :lol:
He's all over the road for sure.
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Postby rockstarbd82 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:08 am

I WANT THE STATUE !!!!!!!!!

^#*&^*#^&*&&!!!!!! . . . .

(out of place jarring jazz brawl music)

#(*&(#&(*&$)*&$!!! . . .

(counter smack)! (counter smack)!! (counter smack)!!! :lol:
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Postby Reaper G » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:14 am

I know this is for the Showa films, but to me, nothing will ever top...

















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