by mrbluehair » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:13 pm
Nothing screams bullchit like a random poster coming out of the woodwork saying that despite the random people who claimed too have seen test footage screenings that were 30-40 minutes, he has seen 2 plus hours and of course it was terrible...
Look, I’d venture to guess if you wade through the sea of speculation you’ll either find a nugget or two of truth, a few lucky guesses and the rest should be sprinkled on your lawn.
These people thrive on creating chaos, their lives consist of sitting in their mom’s basement, wearing a stained Nickleback shirt they got at Hot Topic that is covered in Cheetos powder, Hot Pocket sauce, Mountain Dew Code Red, B.O. and failure.
Likely The only exercise and sunlight he gets is when he makes his weekly run to 7-11 and the comic book store so his mom can burn and replace his sheets as he chows down on a Cherry Double Gulp Slurpee, POP-Tarts and Slim Jim’s while reading but not buying any new comics.
His only victory in life is to tell his gamer buddies how he got people up in arms about his fake review, after having doused himself in aloeVera to sooth his scorched skin from his 10 minutes venture outside... let’s not let him have his joy, ignore this sad existence and let him finish replacing his blood supply with gravy in silence.
You must show no mercy, nor have any belief whatsoever in how others judge you... for your greatness will silence them all!