I'm telling you, you have to read this story. In one scene "King Kong" (whose described as having grey fur and blue eyes) fights a.....
..EVIL ARMADILLOSAURUS!!
He actually writes "evil" in front of the word armadillosaurus over and over again. I'm surprised he didn't describe the armadillosaurus as having an evil laugh (MWAAHAAHAAHAAA), and twirling his mustache like a silent movie villain while he's fighting "Kong".