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Postby MekaGojira3k » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:08 am

YEAH, HOW DUMB. TO THINK THERE WERE ZOMBIES.

PFFTTTT

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Postby metal_bryan » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:27 am

MouthForWar wrote:The CDC had to actually come out with a statement that said there wasn't a zombie apocalypse. Are people that stupid that they literally thought these were zombies? Or is the CDC that stupid for not understanding zombie jokes? Either way, wtf.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gove ... ies-2012-6


I actually don't think it's that serious. We're talking about the CDC. Remember not long ago when they issued official rules/suggestions for a zombie outbreak on their website? :lol: I'm going to assume this is related to that.
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Postby Destroysall » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:17 am

Either way, this stuff is terrifying. I saw the guy's face (what's left of it) and feel bad for him. Being eaten alive must be the worst pain and fear imaginable.
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Postby MekaGojira3k » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:35 am

Destroysall wrote:Being eaten alive must be the worst pain and fear imaginable.


Therein lies the reason why I've always been creeped out by Zombie stuff.
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Postby Stargodzilla » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:22 pm

Cover-up! I'm heading to my Bug Out location!
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Postby MouthForWar » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:55 pm

metal_bryan wrote:
MouthForWar wrote:The CDC had to actually come out with a statement that said there wasn't a zombie apocalypse. Are people that stupid that they literally thought these were zombies? Or is the CDC that stupid for not understanding zombie jokes? Either way, wtf.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gove ... ies-2012-6


I actually don't think it's that serious. We're talking about the CDC. Remember not long ago when they issued official rules/suggestions for a zombie outbreak on their website? :lol: I'm going to assume this is related to that.


Yeah, maybe I'm just stupid and the CDC is f*cking with people. :lol:
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Postby MekaGojira3k » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:11 pm

MouthForWar wrote:
metal_bryan wrote:
MouthForWar wrote:The CDC had to actually come out with a statement that said there wasn't a zombie apocalypse. Are people that stupid that they literally thought these were zombies? Or is the CDC that stupid for not understanding zombie jokes? Either way, wtf.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gove ... ies-2012-6


I actually don't think it's that serious. We're talking about the CDC. Remember not long ago when they issued official rules/suggestions for a zombie outbreak on their website? :lol: I'm going to assume this is related to that.


Yeah, maybe I'm just stupid and the CDC is f*cking with people. :lol:


I'm glad the CDC has free time on their hands.
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Postby jellydonut25 » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:30 am

clearly this is a government coverup
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Postby metal_bryan » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:53 am

MekaGojira3k wrote:
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metal_bryan wrote:
MouthForWar wrote:The CDC had to actually come out with a statement that said there wasn't a zombie apocalypse. Are people that stupid that they literally thought these were zombies? Or is the CDC that stupid for not understanding zombie jokes? Either way, wtf.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gove ... ies-2012-6


I actually don't think it's that serious. We're talking about the CDC. Remember not long ago when they issued official rules/suggestions for a zombie outbreak on their website? :lol: I'm going to assume this is related to that.


Yeah, maybe I'm just stupid and the CDC is f*cking with people. :lol:


I'm glad the CDC has free time on their hands.


Here's the page on their site. :lol:

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

Also a wiki page detailing when it first came into being and the reaction to it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_CDC_w ... apocalypse
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Postby MekaGojira3k » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:07 pm

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/06/06/f ... e-officer/

Jeez. You'd think it'd be easier to avoid trying to eat people, but I guess everyone slips up every once in a while.
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Postby Henry88 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:18 pm

MekaGojira3k wrote:http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/06/06/florida-man-arrested-for-trying-to-eat-police-officer/

Jeez. You'd think it'd be easier to avoid trying to eat people, but I guess everyone slips up every once in a while.


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Postby MekaGojira3k » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:14 am

People are so weird. Or just terribly hungry. Or both.
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Postby jellydonut25 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:03 am

all this talk of face/flesh eating is making me hungry.



...oh no! I'm becoming one of them!
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Postby MekaGojira3k » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:10 am

jellydonut25 wrote:all this talk of face/flesh eating is making me hungry.



...oh no! I'm becoming one of them!


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Postby Reaper G » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:38 am

MekaGojira3k wrote:
jellydonut25 wrote:all this talk of face/flesh eating is making me hungry.



...oh no! I'm becoming one of them!


It begins in earnest.


I dunno, Jim Varney looks kinda gamey.
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Postby MekaGojira3k » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:38 pm

LOLOLOL.
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Postby The Shadow » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:14 pm

Reaper G wrote:
MekaGojira3k wrote:
jellydonut25 wrote:all this talk of face/flesh eating is making me hungry.



...oh no! I'm becoming one of them!


It begins in earnest.


I dunno, Jim Varney looks kinda gamey.


Perhaps he should start with Vern then?
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Postby MouthForWar » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:28 pm

Charles Baker Got Naked, Ate Flesh Of Jeffery Blake During Visit With Children:


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Postby lhb412 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:34 pm

I'd like to point out that the modern notion of zombies is a complete fabrication. Zombies are soulless folks under the spell of your Voodoo practitioner (see: I Walked With a Zombie, or Uncle Scrooge's nemesis Bombie the Zombie).

These folks... more like ghouls, maybe ogres.
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Postby Henry88 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:35 pm

MouthForWar wrote:
Charles Baker Got Naked, Ate Flesh Of Jeffery Blake During Visit With Children:


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/2 ... ostpopular


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Postby MekaGojira3k » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:10 pm

lhb412 wrote:I'd like to point out that the modern notion of zombies is a complete fabrication. Zombies are soulless folks under the spell of your Voodoo practitioner (see: I Walked With a Zombie, or Uncle Scrooge's nemesis Bombie the Zombie).

These folks... more like ghouls, maybe ogres.


Yeah, but any time I bring this kind of thing up to people...they're all "THAT'S NOT A ZOMBIE, THAT'S LAME."

Though these are people who genuinely hope that the modern notions of zombies do exist someday and cause a zombie apocalypse.
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Postby MouthForWar » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:13 pm

Even though George Romero himself says he considers his flesh eaters to be "ghouls" rather than zombies proper, I think its safe to say that the word "zombie" has a totally different meaning now than it did back when his classics were made. No point in getting anal about what is and isn't a zombie... True, it was originally used with the voodoo stuff, but the word's meaning in pop culture has changed. That happens all the time.
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Postby lhb412 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:37 pm

Flesh eating zombies are lame. OG Zombies all the way, baby!

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Postby MouthForWar » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:25 am

Hey, there's room for both. Equal opportunity for zombies! :lol:
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