Whoo whoo boy have I been watching lots o' stuff in the past week!
To begin, Riki-Oh 2: Child of Destruction or why aren't ultra violent anime normally this awesome? Improved from the first OVA, this gave nice background information on our main hero (who is friggin awesome I may add). It isn't MD Geist levels of win, but it is close.
After that I decided to take on more stuff from CLAMP which I haven't done in a while, specifically Sweet Valerian. I always complained that they are better making Loony Toons-esque stories and here we have one.... And it was actually decent! Normally their stuff is bad, but gotta give credit where it's due. After that I took on Street Fighter Alpha Generations since I saw Alpha and 2 The Movie a long time ago and never got around to see this. Very slow paced, but the action and art style sort of make up for it; better than 2 The Movie, but I prefer Alpha due to better action. I also took on some nice artsy anime shorts like Highway Jenny, Grandfather's Lamp, and Fastening Days, but instead I am going to go on a rant about some trash.
Lingerie Soldier Papillon Rose, a one shot ova that answered the "what if?" question of if Sailor Moon was an ecchi anime with a setting at a strip club, somehow not a hentai. Ignoring obviously face palming jokes and eye rolling ecchi-ness the gross out factor was legitimately bad and I am a guy that stomach'd the Feast trilogy and enjoy stuff like Mad Bull 34 and Violence Jack so that is saying a lot. Never thought I'd see a man getting raped to death by a lesbian demon* with a hose or outright molestation before killing her or a vibrator for a weapon. *shrivels* I lost it at the end from the mascot cat giving fellatio. *hurls* I was half tempted to give this the 1/10 rating, but two things prevent that from happening: 1. Unlike Puni Puni Poemii children were not involved in any perverted acts (and kudos for making everyone college students) and 2. As much as I REALLY don't want to admit it the pacing actually was good. Plus I'd be lying if I didn't chuckle at flammable breast milk due to sheer WTF factor.
*No she was not a succubus
Then there was the television series aka the reason I watched the garbage in the first place! Papillon Rose New Season, one year after the OVA. What makes this unique? You know how one course anime normally has 12 or 13 episodes? Well this had a mere six.
Yeah, what the hell, how cheap was this? Well f**k me because I found out how. No doubt one of the cheapest anime I have ever seen and replacing the sheer gross out factor for horrendously slow pacing and bad music. Ignoring the fact of how dumb the meta bits got (I know they likely couldn't show a vibrator weapon on TV or at least the way they did in the ova, but why mention "beyond our control" instead of "it was destroyed in battle"? Poor effort). Replacing the enemy demons are a bunch of aliens dressed in Haniwa-ian outfits. This had promise: Haniwa-esque aliens (like in Steel Jeeg) take over Akihabara using combinations of various famous cryptids. Could have been watchable, but the laughably terribad fan service further aided into stupidity and after episode one the animation quality took a very hard nose dive. I also like how apparently alien cops from Venus were watching the villains and decided not to arrest them right away.
Ugh. The saddest part about this? I actually like the ending. It was "cheesy stupid but make you feel good" type endings where nobody dies and the villains are both no longer evil and the heroes forgive them. F**k it, executed bad or not, that's not a moral used enough that I happen to agree with.
Finally I made it up to episode 16 in Mawaru Penguindrum and wow the dumb moments prevent me from liking this as much as I should. On one hand you could say stuff like not having people's eyes drawn on, extras resembling sign people, and background characters having paper over their faces may be an artistic choice, but I see it as lazy, inconsistent to its very style (sometimes real people are drawn in their place, REALLY?), and why would you wear paper on your face? It doesn't even make sense in-universe, they do it in paintings and- GAH! While we're at it lets bring up not one, not two, but THREE different occasions there was attempted date rape complete with drugs. None of them actually went through with it (good), but they come across as horribly unnecessary/pure shock value designed to eat up time. Then there is episode 15, why the hell would an artist chisel her daughter's limbs while she's naked? If it was trying to disturb me it failed horribly, that was just dumb. I also like how the penguins decide to trip the people they are looking out for by putting garbage in their path so they can trip and fall; yeah real thinks bird brain, someone nearly got raped over that. *face palm* Then there is the point where the three main siblings reveal that their parents are criminals wanted by the police for over three years, nice explanation and such, but what the hell did they do? That is some nice basic s**t we could be told at some point since the only thing known was that it was related to some subway accident that killed stalker girl's older sister and- Gah! I see a good story in this that has too much fat on it that could use a lot of trimming.