by mrbluehair » Fri May 15, 2009 2:30 pm
Hey, let's not just remake popular movies that tons of people have watched, let's remake films people forgot about 10 minutes after the movie ended.
What do they do, spin the rolodex of movie titles, close their eyes and make the one they grab?
I know, let's do a remake of the worst film I ever saw...Duets....
Better yet, let's remake one of my guilty pleasures...1978's Convoy...but this time it will be virtual salesmen shipping e-books over the internet only to be hounded by regulators telling them that their up clocked computers use too much electricity so they are forced to slow them back down which slows their deliveries down and the battle ensues with the Convoy having such screen names as Rubber Duck, Pigpen, Black Widow and Spider Mike, and the lawless government tracker "Cottonmouth" Lyle Wallace...
Movies are really starting to suck.
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