They better never re-make A Christmas Story....
Even if they do, I will never ever, ever watch it.
I have the DVD, it get's played for a party no sooner than 2 weeks prior to Christmas.
Then at 8pm on Christmas eve, the TV goes on to TNT or TBS, whoever runs it that year and it stays there for 24 hours.
That reminds me, I need to put my leg lamp in it's wooden storage crate before the wife get's mad...
You must show no mercy, nor have any belief whatsoever in how others judge you... for your greatness will silence them all!